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parents:
ugh newborns are awful i havent slept in weeks and they cost so much
parents:
ugh toddlers are awful everything is broken and i havent slept past 5 in weeks and they cost so much
parents:
ugh children are awful all they do is want want want and never give back and they cost so much
parents:
ugh pre teens are awful for many many reasons
parents:
ugh teenagers are awful theyre lazy slobs who dont do anything and they cost so much
parents:
having kids ruined my body, my house, my bank, and my social life
kid/teen/young adult/adult:
i dont want kids
parent:
wHaaATT YOU DONT WANT KIDS? HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THEM THEYRE WONDERFUL YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET OLDER

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you know, this guy isn’t pretty, he’s handsome. This just reminds me to always find the handsomness in guys of our real world, because thats what guys are. real.

this reminds me to always look at guys as handsome things, and real people.

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footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

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